Xemgaddid is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering ant.

Xemgaddid created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemgaddid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xemgaddid, she will be very unhappy.

Xemgaddid's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Xemgaddid's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never paint your head fawn.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.