Hitdabwat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered crane.

Hitdabwat created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitdabwat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hitdabwat, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hitdabwat's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Hitdabwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

3. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never look at comets.