Sanjanbat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, caring parrot.

Sanjanbat created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sanjanbat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sanjanbat, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sanjanbat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Sanjanbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Sanjanbat loves whales, so they must be respected.