Canstipbest is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, competent yak.

Canstipbest created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Canstipbest, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Canstipbest, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Canstipbest's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Canstipbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always obey Canstipbest's priests.

3. Run away if eight grasshopers approach from the south.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Canstipbest.