Bassbifril is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome wasp.

Bassbifril created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassbifril, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bassbifril, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bassbifril's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bassbifril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about optics near sharks while wearing purple shoes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never feed corn to eagles while wearing scarves.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bassbifril.