Zignelceb is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, charitable skunk.

Zignelceb created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zignelceb, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zignelceb, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Zignelceb's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Zignelceb's Holy Commandments

1. Zignelceb loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not make images of living things.