Cennakkap is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able raven.

Cennakkap created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cennakkap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cennakkap, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cennakkap's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cennakkap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Cennakkap.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.