Rapjigflat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, flying sheep.

Rapjigflat created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapjigflat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rapjigflat, she will strike you with lightening.

Rapjigflat's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Rapjigflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. You must love Rapjigflat.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.