Bodgofpom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable snake.

Bodgofpom created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodgofpom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bodgofpom, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bodgofpom's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bodgofpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

2. Never jump near porpoises.

3. Always obey Bodgofpom's priests.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.