Garlunxindub is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident mole.

Garlunxindub created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Garlunxindub, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Garlunxindub, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Garlunxindub's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Garlunxindub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always help sick geese.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not speak about corn.