Fighitwansid is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful shark.

Fighitwansid created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fighitwansid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fighitwansid, he will refuse to believe in you.

Fighitwansid's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fighitwansid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Fighitwansid on top of all buildings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never paint your back mauve.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. Never go into gray rooms.