Bitgovbut Nabcitgem is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, clever newt.

Bitgovbut Nabcitgem created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitgovbut Nabcitgem, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bitgovbut Nabcitgem, he will not invite you to parties.

Bitgovbut Nabcitgem's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bitgovbut Nabcitgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Bitgovbut Nabcitgem in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed lots of tomatoes to birds while wearing blue corsets.