Pangfotfly is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable wyrm.

Pangfotfly created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangfotfly, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pangfotfly, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pangfotfly's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Pangfotfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never laugh in the presence of cats.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Pangfotfly must be the most important thing in your life.