Cedmanapp is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, stupid grasshopper.

Cedmanapp created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedmanapp, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cedmanapp, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cedmanapp's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cedmanapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. You must pray to Cedmanapp seven times a day.

4. Never feed tomatoes to mice while wearing stockings.

5. Learn six new languages a year.