Zagdogrulflis is a god.

It takes the form of a large, smart pigeon.

Zagdogrulflis created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagdogrulflis, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zagdogrulflis, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Zagdogrulflis' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Zagdogrulflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to hamsters while wearing fawn jumpers.

2. Never talk about spacetime.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.