Xenmetdot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic manatee.

Xenmetdot created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Xenmetdot, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xenmetdot, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Xenmetdot's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Xenmetdot's Holy Commandments

1. Xenmetdot must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help sick dolphins.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Do not run in public.