Quillfobcat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent crane.

Quillfobcat created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillfobcat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quillfobcat, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Quillfobcat's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Quillfobcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Hide from turquoise hamsters for they are unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick goats.

5. Never wear red rings.