Hitmutfub is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered crocodile.

Hitmutfub created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Hitmutfub, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hitmutfub, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Hitmutfub's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hitmutfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not make images of living things.