Sasfatfagnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving shrew.

Sasfatfagnarl created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sasfatfagnarl, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sasfatfagnarl, he will curse you with boils.

Sasfatfagnarl's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sasfatfagnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not take Sasfatfagnarl's name in vain.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. You must pray to Sasfatfagnarl six times a day.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.