Witmonfud is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, effective hyena.

Witmonfud created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Witmonfud, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Witmonfud, she will be very unhappy.

Witmonfud's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Witmonfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about optics near bats while wearing black dresses and balancing four titanium spheres on your arms.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Retreat if six moths approach from the east.