Sit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, amazing hamster.

Sit created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sit, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.