Logfonbif is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, intelligent meerkat.

Logfonbif created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Logfonbif, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Logfonbif, she will turn you into a puffin.

Logfonbif's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Logfonbif's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Logfonbif in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Logfonbif loves tortoises, so they must be respected.