Cadbot Sadomtmit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty walrus.

Cadbot Sadomtmit created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadbot Sadomtmit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadbot Sadomtmit, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cadbot Sadomtmit's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cadbot Sadomtmit's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cadbot Sadomtmit.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Cadbot Sadomtmit loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

5. Learn five new languages a year.