Femmigsis is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unthoughtful centaur.

Femmigsis created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femmigsis, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Femmigsis, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Femmigsis' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Femmigsis' Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must love Femmigsis.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Never write about planets.