Quafcarnab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, self-assured swallow.

Quafcarnab created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Quafcarnab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quafcarnab, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Quafcarnab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Quafcarnab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Quafcarnab first in all things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Quafcarnab in the centre of the settlement.