Cusszodgep is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful newt.

Cusszodgep created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusszodgep, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cusszodgep, he will destroy your home planet.

Cusszodgep's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cusszodgep's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never paint your chest magenta.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.