Cissbomwat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy cobra.

Cissbomwat created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Cissbomwat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cissbomwat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cissbomwat's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cissbomwat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Voles are not to be trusted.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never hurt badgers.

5. Do not make images of living things.