Bogdusstan is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, staggering finch.

Bogdusstan created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdusstan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogdusstan, he will be very sad.

Bogdusstan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bogdusstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Bogdusstan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.