Tafmidpop is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, confident coyote.

Tafmidpop created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafmidpop, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tafmidpop, it will turn you into a slug.

Tafmidpop's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tafmidpop's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Do not hurt sharks.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Tafmidpop in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Worship no other gods but Tafmidpop.