Bomlikgess is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil wyrm.

Bomlikgess created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomlikgess, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bomlikgess, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bomlikgess' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bomlikgess' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bomlikgess.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.