Litsabril is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unfair capybara.

Litsabril created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litsabril, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Litsabril, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Litsabril's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Litsabril's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near sheep while wearing blue tights and balancing three platinum spheres on your neck.

2. Never chant near squirrels.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Litsabril.