Carflishug is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, smart walrus.

Carflishug created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carflishug, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Carflishug, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Carflishug's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Carflishug's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. You must never eat apples.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Worship no other gods but Carflishug.