Quatcimdon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying troll.

Quatcimdon created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Quatcimdon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quatcimdon, she will have a low opinion of you.

Quatcimdon's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Quatcimdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quatcimdon.

3. Never laugh in the presence of swans.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide from yellow pigs for they are unholy.