Dutbaplag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever warg.

Dutbaplag created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutbaplag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dutbaplag, he will be mildly annoyed.

Dutbaplag's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dutbaplag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Always obey Dutbaplag's priests.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Dutbaplag loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.