Vedfobnill is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient armadillo.

Vedfobnill created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedfobnill, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vedfobnill, she will have a low opinion of you.

Vedfobnill's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vedfobnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Do not keep eight mice in a large pit.

3. Never skip near mites.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never wear magenta stockings.