Sadhannig Batponfunren is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, loving centaur.

Sadhannig Batponfunren created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadhannig Batponfunren, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sadhannig Batponfunren, he will destroy your home planet.

Sadhannig Batponfunren's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sadhannig Batponfunren's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Never wear yellow shirts.

5. Never skip in the presence of snakes.