Gararplarn is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, staggering beaver.

Gararplarn created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gararplarn, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gararplarn, it will destroy your home planet.

Gararplarn's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gararplarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. You must pray to Gararplarn three times a day.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always help capybaras.