Fob is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful snail.

Fob created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Fob, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fob, he will make you grow a tail.

Fob's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fob's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Run away if three hamsters approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.