Tadnibfab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful alligator.

Tadnibfab created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadnibfab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tadnibfab, it will not care at all.

Tadnibfab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tadnibfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

2. Put Tadnibfab first in all things.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Tadnibfab in the centre of the settlement.