Xinkonzag Arpvinomt Ceptonrilgid is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring ant.

Xinkonzag Arpvinomt Ceptonrilgid created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinkonzag Arpvinomt Ceptonrilgid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xinkonzag Arpvinomt Ceptonrilgid, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Xinkonzag Arpvinomt Ceptonrilgid's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Xinkonzag Arpvinomt Ceptonrilgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. Never feed pineapples to whales while wearing stockings.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.