Wonvagmob Bondodjad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, self-assured jackal.

Wonvagmob Bondodjad created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Wonvagmob Bondodjad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wonvagmob Bondodjad, he will manifest in front of you.

Wonvagmob Bondodjad's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wonvagmob Bondodjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always treat foxes with great respect.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Worship no other gods but Wonvagmob Bondodjad.

5. Never eat bark.