Larpbosspod is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, caring dog.

Larpbosspod created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpbosspod, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Larpbosspod, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Larpbosspod's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Larpbosspod's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Always help sick pigs.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.