Konbiflipfet is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured pig.

Konbiflipfet created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konbiflipfet, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Konbiflipfet, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Konbiflipfet's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Konbiflipfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never wear violet corsets.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.