Gadvongess is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, happy otter.

Gadvongess created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadvongess, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gadvongess, he will turn you into a rat.

Gadvongess' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gadvongess' Holy Commandments

1. Erect four nickel sculptures of Gadvongess on top of important buildings.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Always wear violet.

4. You must pray to Gadvongess five times a day.

5. Run away if three ducks approach from the west.