Futhadjensand is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, amazing crow.

Futhadjensand created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futhadjensand, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Futhadjensand, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Futhadjensand's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Futhadjensand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always wear red.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near turtles while wearing brown skirts and balancing seven carbon spheres on your back.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never wear scarves.