Poptabzen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty camel.

Poptabzen created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Poptabzen, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Poptabzen, it will turn you into a slug.

Poptabzen's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Poptabzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near hamsters while wearing gray shoes.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near mites while wearing fawn trousers and balancing seven platinum spheres on your chest.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.