Fennibfob is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, humorless newt.

Fennibfob created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fennibfob, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fennibfob, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fennibfob's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fennibfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Hide if five shrews approach from the east.

5. Always pray immersed in water.