Fobbiddimbunvadvadpak is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, clever hamster.

Fobbiddimbunvadvadpak created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobbiddimbunvadvadpak, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fobbiddimbunvadvadpak, it will refuse to believe in you.

Fobbiddimbunvadvadpak's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Fobbiddimbunvadvadpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near birds while wearing cyan shoes and balancing nine silver spheres on your neck.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Always treat voles with great respect.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.