Bafgodmab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, blissful jellyfish.

Bafgodmab created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafgodmab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bafgodmab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bafgodmab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bafgodmab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Always help cats.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bafgodmab.

5. Do not stand on grass.