Yoksatmilflagfosshugnell is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing hyena.

Yoksatmilflagfosshugnell created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yoksatmilflagfosshugnell, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yoksatmilflagfosshugnell, she will torture you forever.

Yoksatmilflagfosshugnell's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yoksatmilflagfosshugnell's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine frogs approach from the south.

2. Do not take Yoksatmilflagfosshugnell's name in vain.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never feed lots of cherries to horses while wearing yellow ear rings.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.